Keeley Hazell - Kentish melon-farmer

"If I'm swimming in a pool and my bikini pops off, I'm not bothered and carry on."

 

The proud owner of the nation’s finest frontage has spent recent years modelling too-small lingerie, starring in a slightly odd online technology show and melting FHM.com's servers on a weekly basis (don't worry – we're sending her the bills).
She's also conquered the US, with “Keeley Hazell” a more common search term than “David Beckham”. Even more so when prefixed with “topless”, we're guessing. But what next? Following her infamous ‘independent film’, the rumour mills are all pointing to Hollywood.