Risky Business Fail

The fact that there are more chickens than humans on this planet even though we eat 8 billion of them a year concerns me. It also makes me nervous that the chicken is the closest living relative of the tyrannosaurus-rex because just the other day I was walking down the street and two chickens bumped into me and tried to start a fight for no reason. I punched both of the chickens in the face and ran like hell  but they still kept following me so I offered them some coupons to Long John Silver's. The next thing you know, both of them started lying eggs on the sidewalk, offering them to me and telling me the reincarnation of Sonny and Cher. When I told them that Cher was still alive they both started laughing and smoking cigars. I wonder what they were laughing about?